Santa And Banta Jokes !!!!!

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Two days
of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi
Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48
hrs on escalators

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Here is another one-

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher

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And another one-

Teacher: Can anybody give an example of Coincidence?
Pappu: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

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<li>Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with I.
Pappu: I is...
Teacher: No, Pappu... Always say, I am.
Pappu: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.</li>

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Enjoy these for a little break............. bounce

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hahahehe............. coincidence one was gr8!!!!
here's another 1

Petrol ke rate badhane par santa bola.................................................
" Menu koi farak nahi penda......... Pehele bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Here's another
"Oxygen is must for breathing. It was discovered in 1773"

on reading dis Santa said......
Thank God !!! I was born after that. pehele paida hota to mar hi jata!!!
ha ha he he.................

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Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform.

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HeHeHe.......
Nice 1!!!!!!! esp the oxygen nd train 1.........

lol!

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he all the jokes r nice lol!