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> An Old Story:
>>
>> The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
>> building its house and laying up supplies for the
winter.
>>
>> The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs
&
>> dances & plays the summer away.
>>
>> Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The
Grasshopper
>> has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
>>
>>
>> Indian
Version:

>>
>>
>> The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
>> building its house and laying up supplies for the
winter.
>>
>> The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs
>> & dances & plays the summer away.
>>
>> Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a
press
>> conference and demands to know why the Ant should
be allowed
to be warm and well fed while others are cold and
starving.
>> NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the
shivering
>> Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his
comfortable home with a
>> table filled
with food.
>>
> The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can
this be
>> that this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
>>
> Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of
the ant's house.
>>
>> Medha Pertkar goes on a fast along with other
Grasshoppers
>> demanding that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer
climates during winter
>> .
>> Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on
Minorities.
>> Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the
Indian
>> Government for not upholding the fundamental rights
of the Grasshopper.
>>
>> The Internet is flooded with online petitions
seeking support to the
>> Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting
Peace
>> for prompt support
as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).
>>
>> Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call
for 'Bengal Bandh' in
>> West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial
Enquiry.
>> CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing
Ants from
>> working hard
in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among
>> Ants and Grasshoppers.
>>
>> Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers
on all Indian Railway
>> Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
>>
>> Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the '
Prevention of Terrorism
>> Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect
from the beginning of the
>> winter.
>>
>> Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational
>> Institutions & in Government Services.
>>
>>
>> The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA
and having nothing left
>> to pay his retroactive taxes, it’s home is
confiscated by the Government
>> and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony
covered by NDTV.
>>
>> Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.
>>
>> Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.
>>
>> CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the
>> Downtrodden '
>
>> Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the
UN
>> General Assembly.
>>
>> Many years later..
>>
>>
>> The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a
>> multi-billion dollar
>> company in Silicon Valley,
>>
>> 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation
despite
>> reservation somewhere
>> in India,
>>
>> . ..AND
>>
>>
>>
> > As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and
feeding
>> the grasshoppers,
>> .
>> .
>>.
>> .
>> Indiais still a developing country…!!!


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hey!!candy..................
wwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
it was soooooooooooooooo gud!!!!!!
i cant describe it yaar....fantabulous....
par sach mein yaar i feel sad on dis luck of india....but hope dat we....d upcomin generation wont let it go on for a long time....
hey.....letz all promise at dis moment dat we wont give a chance 2 our future generation 2 say all dis crap....n we l make india d superpower n show dis whole world wat we.....D INDIANS....r..promise plllllllllz....
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Ya sure Y not
We'll make India more powerful than America
BUT do you think the politians will allow us ???????????
It's always a big Question mark !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the question is not of becoming superpowers guys...more important than that is becoming self sustainable and eliminating the slums and poverty....we should not give a chance to a foreigner to depict india as a base for Slums....this is what we must achieve...and i think...communism would have been better to treat the selfish politicians! they wouldnt have got the freedom like they get in democracy!!

candy...surely, if the future politicians' thoughts are for India as a whole and not selfish, they will allow us...but, who knows...there might be some good ones in the group too!!! they will help us....btw..more such ppl should be interested in entering civil service n govt...then we can surely achieve it.
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hey candy.....dese polticians..cant last long yaaar...waise bhi de have grown old mostly...he he..so we r d new comin ones n it depends on us wat india will b in future....politicians hum se hi bane hain....hum nahi toh politicians nahi.....n ya as anu said ki for dis its imp dat modern youth sud b interested in gov n civil services...we l have 2 change ur opinion on gov services....kyunki majority is runnin after money which de feel privates give more but now things have changed aaj gov services mein bhi dere is no lack of huge incomes n dese will also increase if we support ur counrty n ur motherland!!well i think d rootcause if all dis is uneducation....agar we cope up wid dis prob...den we l surely not only walk along wid america but ahead of it....
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arre baap re..u ppl hav already said soo much..
well 'm lukin forward to the tym wen our siya will b the prez n anu will b the pm...hehe
then india will surely go on top..
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wel frnz.. wat 2 tel u... i was vry vry admired by dis sort of thing nd i had always been facing difficulties in taking initiatives.. its gud dat u al hav provided da grounds.. i plan 2 build up a blog nd a website too later on abt al dis crap.. nd v surely wil improve da situations.. wel siya.. u say dat da old politcians r vry old nw nd v al wil replace dem.. bt tel me abt one thing.. wil u do dat?? actually u c, da minimum age for entry in Lok sabha is 25 nd by at tym, v wil al b engaged in making hard money nd tryin 2 crack CAT or stuf.. i wish if ppl do dat bt wishin isn enuff.. n 4 dis, i m goin' 2 do sumthn in dis regard.. 
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why johny....why cant we see ppl like you or namit in that place?? Question

namit..sure..open a blog..and i will be a member even if you wont call me!! Very Happy coz i jst like tese types of discussions a lottttt,,...yeah...do....i wil wait to see ur improvisations....
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johny banega" jeb khali karo" minister
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well....India is Shining.....BE PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN cheers

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hehehehehe yeah......johny's greed i have seen wen i asked him for hindi tuitions...n yeah namit y not i wud surely do dat....par padna likhna toh zaroori hai na uske liye bhi....so CAT etc ka dekar bhi we can get involved in politics...balki dat will b mre gud..dat india has so highly educated politicians..well johny sach mein i want 2 b d prez...no no actually an MP or PM coz den i will have more power....n yeah den i wud surely like 2 change things...
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ambili,...kerala is shining coz of max literacy Very Happy
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